Not the sausages, you great idiot!

I have always, always, always been a fan of Billy Joel. Along with Elton John, he's one of my longest favorites. I can't remember liking anybody before Joel and John (it's what I'll be calling my amalgam cover band, thank you. We'll perform blends of songs, like "Tell Her About the Way You Look Tonight" and "The One Scene From An Italian Restaurant". We'll be so wildly successful! I don't know who's doing this band with me, but they're in for a treat once they sign up).

I've been listening to a bunch of billy Joel lately.

This is the Joel song of the moment. Do yourself a favor and listen to it. A lot.