For extra fun today, I thought to myself, "I should really update my LinkedIn photo". So I picked a photo of myself. Something cheeky, maybe a little cute adjacent? I don't know, I'll leave the adjectives up to the lawyers. I opened up the app, picked my photo, uploaded it, and when I went to resize it, whoops. It was a picture of my fucking vagina and my terribly depressing tiddies. Not naked, they're both fully clothed.
But I do think that a fair amount of people might recognize me from this photo? There are quite a few people who really only took notice of this section of me. It is usually what people are allowed to find most interesting about me.
That being said, I am now terrified of updating my LinkedIn photo.
I'm rewatching Suits, and while I can't stop watching it (I'm in the middle of season 5), I cannot for the fucking life of me understand why I was so enamored with this show. These people are the fucking DUMBEST attorneys that get into the shittiest, dumbest fucking scrapes because of the most laughable displays of hubris. Derek and I have been watching this together laughing our entire fucking faces off, screaming about how fucking absurd everything in every episode is. We're going to make a drinking game out of it. Every time someone says, "god damn _______", you take a drink. Or, every time someone "solves it", you take a drink. Either way you play, you've got a serious case of alcohol poisoning by the end of an episode. We'll be gleefully dead! Also, the CC for netflix gets the lyrics to the Suits theme song hilariously wrong.
Speaking of suits, I bought my first suit. It's lavender, it's gorgeous, and I feel like I need to swan around St. Louis in it. I will obviously need to get it tailored, but I cannot fucking wait for my first outing in that delicious suit. I'm trying to find a good whisky bar worthy of the suit in all of its glory. And maybe to nail down whatever lingerie piece I have to go underneath it, because obviously. I have so much lingerie, but maybe I need something new from Thistle and Spire. So here's the suit:
But what would look best underneath it?
This?
I have no idea. I'll figure some shit out.
I took a few days to finish this, and I can't even remember why. I have something I want to write about, but I can't yet.
I'm going to be having a brunch date with the coven on the 15th at The Bellwether, then spending the night in STL with Bri, which will be a delight. We're thinking about taking a day trip to Kansas City sometime soon, but I have no idea when. My weekends are booked solid for literally the next like, month and a half. I pick up Rhyann next Saturday (yay!!! I have missed them!!!) and then Sunday I'm having lunch with my girls; the 15th is up in STL with Bri, Coley, and maybe Jamie (if she can manage, which I hope she can!), the 22nd I go get the first session of my sleeve (this will be my longest tattoo session to date: eight hours. And this is just the first session...it'll be 4 or 5 sessions like this); the 29th I have a few photoshoots, and then I'll be in Chicago until the 5th, then I have a shoot on the 12th, and THEN I'm free. Until November 9th, when I go to have a birthday weekend bash with Amber for her 40th, just us. I am so fucking excited for our Nashville date. We're going to do some hikes, if the weather allows, but we're also going to have a VERY fancy dinner date, and then a VERY fancy brunch date. I bought an amazing dress for our fancy dinner date, we're both going to go get our hair and make up done, we have this great place we're renting for the five days we'll be in Nashville, and hopefully we'll be able to make a trip to go to her father's grave (he passed away a couple of weeks ago). It will be weird of me to be like, check out the dress I bought for the trip right after saying that, so I need a buffer sentence.
This is my buffer sentence.
Check out the dress I bought for my fancy bestie dinner date with Amber!
And I'm going to pair them with these puppies that I never wear:
and I am thinking of going full fuckin' disco with gold jewelry. I haven't yet planned out what I'm wearing to brunch with Amber, though I think I will wear my traditional brunch outfit (that I will probably end up wearing to brunch with the coven in two weeks) of my off the shoulder flower top and a pencil skirt with perilously tall stilettos and a great clutch. I'm boring, and I play the hits.
It's almost midnight and I haven't eaten dinner. I might just go to sleep instead.
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