Wednesday, March 9, 2022

That snake don't rattle, if you catch my cheese

I had three implant anchors drilled into my lower jaw yesterday. I have hypodontia, so at almost 40, I still had baby teeth kicking around in my mouth. Baby. Teeth. No adult teeth under them. Just baby teeth. I'm almost fucking 40. I got those puppies yanked out yesterday, and then had the implant anchors installed. 

I.

Am.

So.

SWOLLEN.

I look like a catcher's mitt with eyes. I'm a pillow with features. I didn't realize how slender my face was until I woke up this morning to a rounded out, sad looking head shape this morning. 

I can't talk, I can't eat. All of my entire lower jaw looks like I lost a bet with evolution. 


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