And the grandstanding award goes to....sit down ma'am, and behave yourself, we're presenting an award here!

When Ron Swanson told Leslie Knope not to half ass lots of things when you can whole ass one thing, I did not feel that. I love to half ass many things and then give up on them to pursue my dream of half assing everything I've never half-assed before until I die.

Sometimes, though, I go whole hog and throw myself full steam into something because I want it to be perfect.