New York's hottest club is WESH

I'm eating a bag of Skittles and drinking a Rockstar, because I make good, solid choices in my life. I'm taking another break from studying, because I actually flew through my chapter piece and Learning Curve. And I'm spending that time with my rats, watching these:

No matter how many times I watch this, I laugh so hard I cry.

Booooooooof. With nine O's.

Located in the middle of the East River, this club has everything.

It's that thing of where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

I can't stop laughing. The best is watching him break character, and how little it matters to the overall success of the skit.

I don't want to do anything right now. I think the Skittles were a bad idea.

Edit, but only sort of: Since I didn't actually post this, I'm technically just adding on. An hour later, I've worked my way through two sections, two learning curves, and a mastery quiz (which I tanked with a 78. Oops. It probably would have helped if I had actually paid attention to the two sections I read), which probably doesn't sound like much, but it is. I promise. And I have a VERY trustworthy face, despite the rumors other people spread.

It weirds me out that my fat black cat is sitting on the couch, purring for no reason. She's purring like I've been showering her with affection when, in reality, I've been looking at her every few minutes and telling her she's fat and then carrying on with my life. Which I need to do now. It's 1 am and I need to get at least a little bit of sleep so I can pretend to function tomorrow at work. I have to skip class tomorrow night so I can pack. I'm certainly not getting that done tonight.

Last order of the day:

Tonight is the perfect night for this song. I can't explain why, but I've listened to it over and over and over.

The last time I listened to this song was during Hurricane Wilma. My power was out, and all I had was a battery operated CD player. I listened to this song in the dark until I fell asleep every single night.