I had three implant anchors drilled into my lower jaw yesterday. I have hypodontia, so at almost 40, I still had baby teeth kicking around in my mouth. Baby. Teeth. No adult teeth under them. Just baby teeth. I'm almost fucking 40. I got those puppies yanked out yesterday, and then had the implant anchors installed.
I.
Am.
So.
SWOLLEN.
I look like a catcher's mitt with eyes. I'm a pillow with features. I didn't realize how slender my face was until I woke up this morning to a rounded out, sad looking head shape this morning.
I can't talk, I can't eat. All of my entire lower jaw looks like I lost a bet with evolution.
